Who?

Me: I think I might go out and grab a sub at Subway.

Her: I'd go and get it for you.

Me: What?!

Her: If you were at work all day, I'd get it for you.

Me: What?

Her: I'd.go.out.and.get.it.for.you. ::pause::

Me: Are you serious?

Her: Yes.

Me: Hmph.

Her: What?

Me: That's amazing.

Her: Why?

Me: She would never do that for me.



***I'm Not Saying Who***